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I Don’t Need an Alarm Clock I Have Children Funny Retro Parenting Design Tank Top

$22

Color: White

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This funny retro-style design features warm vintage stripes and a classic alarm clock illustration paired with the quote “I Don’t Need an Alarm Clock. I Have Children.” Perfect for parents who know their kids wake them up long before any alarm ever could. Great for moms, dads, caregivers, teachers, and anyone who appreciates relatable parenting humor. Ideal for gifting, everyday wear, or bringing laughter to the realities of family life.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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